Dance Moms City of Angels????

Was that meant to be a joke   I know that L.A. is called the city of Angels but to put it behind Dance Moms with the behavior we see on and off of  this show just cant be something that was thought out very well.
I had planned to write this weeks Blog on the horrible behavior in a video one of the girls posted but decided no, you know what, that one deserves a blog all it’s very own.  You will understand why when I write it.
First for this train wreck reunion hasn’t anyone ever told these moms you do not go to reunions? They always turn out badly. Any reunion does but Dance Moms? Come on how many years have you been doing this show and you still show up?
Abby sends text to all the moms DEMANDING they not show up for the taping. All the moms of course ignore her and go because after all this show is about their five minutes of fame and getting their faces into your living room. They just know a talent scout is watching.  Here’s a tip: 1. Melissa never allow anyone to see you in hair and make up ever again.  How old is she anyway?   2. If I have to hear Jill’s chalk board voice at least do not make me look at her with Progresso soup cans in her hair squatting on the floor like a sweat factory worker over a slop pot.  That’s right Progresso, those big cans not those cheap six for five bucks other cans. If you don’t know what a slop pot is your lucky.

I’m sorry I can not get that picture of Melissa with out make up out of my mind.  But can I just say who ever Jeff Collins is using to fix him should use his face on a billboard. Lord, that man looks twenty years younger and thank God he did not go in for the orange spray tan again this year. But he was actually pretty this year. I cant say handsome because I just have a feeling Jeff would prefer pretty.
I don’t know whose voice it is off stage when Abby arrives and waddles onto the set to sit down but he cracked me up. You know he has dealt with her for years.  “Abby’s up to something” Only it came out as “Sheeee’s up to Somthinnnnnnnnnnn” Oh yea he knows her well and knows what a joke she makes of her self. Honestly the 50 year old child is sitting on stage refusing to speak to anyone and holding up home made signs.  What? Who does that who are in their right mind?  No one. Oh except Abby, read back I did say in their right mind. But don’t worry it did not last long she cant keep her mouth shut for long and soon she is screeching and flipping the middle finger at the moms.  Really? The middle finger Abby? If this someone you would honestly drive in L.A. Traffic to take your child to? Why? Oh Abby’s a star maker.  Is she? Or was her mother? Or a silly reality show giving the girls exposure.  Name the stars she made. I don’t mean cruise ship or theme park workers I mean real honest to God Hollywood stars. Name them. Can you? Maybe someone danced on Broadway but were they her student or her mother’s? And please you could be a huge star on Broadway for one production and never work again.  Name one star on Broadway in a production that has a long running career.
But enough on that subject. Oh except to say Abby made the La dee da face to Melissa, her partner in crime when Jeff was introducing himself.

Jeff asked Abby about Nationals and she holds up a sign saying Fixed.  Hello Frank? Do you have a good attorney? Want the number to a few? I would sue them so fast their weaves would braid on their own.
She wont talk so Jeff ask the mothers and her comes Chalk board Jill squalling its faked because our girls lost. Has she not been on this show?  Jill one word for you. INVITATIONALS.  Stop yelling faked when the whole last four seasons were faked.  Only when the NEW producers of the show laid down the law and said no more faking things they want the real results to show because the fans found it all on line and called them out on them faking wins did we start to see the real results.   And to sit on National TV calling someone out as faking anything with your five dollar hair and make up caked on is just to laughable.
I think if there is a season six they need to send this entire cast to some classes first. The mothers need to learn some professionalism.  Notice I did not say Abby. She just needs to go.  Put a big bow bow on her head and let her go go.
The girls all need to go to etiquette classes and learn some manners and how to conduct themselves for heaven sake. I tried hard to watch the slumber party but them yelling over top each other like their mothers and talking with candy in their mouths did me in very rapidly.   Maybe Abby could go to that too just don’t put her back on the show.

Can I just say I love that new back bone Jeff Collins bought at Wal Mart.  He gets on Abby for calling Franks competition faked and says “Isn’t he your friend? Don’t you like him?” And Abby denies it so good old Jeff brings out a clip of her telling Frank how much they love his competitions. Of course this is before he dared to not rig it so her girls win.  Don’t cry Abby he didn’t hit you it was only words.Not nearly as harsh as the words you hit the girls with. Or fans for that matter.

Save those tears for your pillow!!

Then Jeff turns to the camera man and says “Have we attended Franks competitions before?” And again this guy off stage says “Yes, Abby asked for us to go” Slappidity slap slap.  Will never say a bad word about Wal Mart again because Jeff’s new backbone is the star of the show tonight. Why else after all these seasons are they catching her in her lies? Yay Wally World!!!

Then of course the moms all have to scream and yell at each other like they hate each others guts while the whole time they are saying “Did I say what they wanted me to say?” Jill screeching the competition was faked because they did not win. Does she know how arrogant and petty she sounds.  Not that there were better trained dancers there but that Frank runs a crooked competition. You sure you don’t need the number to some lawyers Frank? I’ll hook you up.  Did you sign a waiver for two weeks in a row to be trashed on National TV?  Silly man if you did.
You could hear a pin drop when Jeanette Cota walked out on that stage. Good lord you would think we were watching a run way model enter. She carries herself with such dignity and class the others on the stage slouched a tiny bit more.(This is the way a dance teacher should carry herself, nuff said)  Jeanette asked one question that makes the most sense of anything I have EVER seen on this show.  “How do you think it makes the other girls who won feel hearing you say its faked because they won?”  Um Jeanette have you met these women?  They could care less how anyone feels if Its not putting money in their bank accounts. By the way just to be clear I completely agree with the judges results. Ava was beautiful and so was her costume and while of course Camp Abby had something to say about the costume all I can say is three Sia videos just shut up about any costume ever worn by any kid.
Jeanette’s team danced as a well practiced group in sync with each other passing off a prop every single step.  Maddie and her back up dancers always look like at least two kids are doing a totally different dance and take a hint by ratings people are sick of seeing Maddie Maddie Maddie front and center all the time. You have Kalani there who is a thousand times better dancer and more graceful not to mention taller and bigger than the other girls USE HER. Front and Center. Except when you decide to have her on stage doing the longest walk across a row of chairs ever on TV in the history of TV.

This just shows the horrible, terrible lack of sportsmanship on this show and what the kids learn on this show.  You loose its fake. You win its real. Hello? How many moms did we just see screaming their kids have not had a class in a year because they have been traveling so much? Oh sure skip training for a year and expect to win nationals that are not fixed.   Not every competition will create an extra award for you to win (Fourth? Really?)   Then Abby’s rude self going to ask why this was a huge win for Ava? Because she beat Maddie?  Let’s see Kenzie beat Maddie and yes, that was huge for her and I loved it at the time. Chloe certainly beat Maddie and got suspended from nationals for something her mother did to make sure she did not win again. Now either editing is terrible on this show or they wanted us to figure this out. Recently Leslie’s daughter is on video saying she sees Melissa’s girls the most because her mother and Melissa are best friends. Excuse me wasn’t it Leslie who threw the drink of Christi resulting in Chloe not dancing against her at Nationals? I smell a fix right there.Oh but other people fix things like this not Abby. Yea right. Sell it to someone else. Not buying.

Sorry to back track here but I hope that is the last time we ever have to hear Jill screech about Kendall not having a stretching class.  Honestly Jill are you really arguing about that on national TV? Do you pay someone to teach her how to brush her teeth?  Maybe you should have her stretching at home instead of posing and posting pictures on the internet.
Don’t ever say one word about another child Jill.

Holly has her usual screaming match calling Jill a liar and tries to storm off but Brain Stinson stops her and even though I never liked him lurking in facebook groups using fans comments to add to the non scripted show yet they say word for word what the fans complain about . I have to give him props for being able to talk to Holly as one professional to another with respect and dignity to calm her down and get her seated again.
What would a show be without Kira and Jess screaming at each other but have to give props to Jess. She has become my new fave mom on the show. she is always the voice of reason now on this show and the girl is funny to boot. Although I have to admit during the taping of this show Jess looked like she was strapped into an electric chair the entire time just waiting for them to flip the switch. Why do I get the feeling she would rather be anywhere but there? Yet she keeps coming back.
Then we get to see Nia’s new video and when she sings she’s a pretty young thing Abby turns to Melissa and makes a face like a six year old seeing her first nude man photo.  Disgusting woman is all she is. But then again she can’t be but so disgusting to Holly because once again rumor is that IF they are stupid enough to torture us with another season ( I wont be watching) Holly and Nia will be there with bells on. Can’t be to bad.  Stay and see if it gets any better. Wanna lay bets?

Rumors were flying that Lifetime was giving the Zeigler’s their own show. Well we all know they have employees in fan groups reading and reporting. Heck Brain Stinson uses his own name.  Maybe they decided against it when the majority were saying they would not watch. Then Abby was supposed to be going to TLC for a new show.  Isn’t TLC where LIfetime sends all their cast offs?   Well no surprise there that didn’t go over well with the fans.  So are they coming back to season six? Don’t know, don’t care. Will not force myself to sit through another season of this show.  I Have supported ALL the girls with buying multiple copies of their music when it came out and tweeting to others in the biz asking them to notice them but as of now I officially with draw all support for anyone on this show.  Sorry but I feel strongly this show makes a mockery of the dance world and if you want another real housewives show rename it and leave the kids out of it.
Name the new show the fighting moms of PA because I don’t see housewife in any of them.
Melissa: My kids are the best and your just a shadow. Jill: Kissy Kissy I cant think of any shadow I oh I mean my child would rather be until I can stab you in the back and get rid of you too.

For a few side notes to this to long blog.  I did not watch the entire reunion show. I Tried four times. I just could not watch anymore.  I did see the proposal and that’s great if its real but a lifetime employee says it was staged. If this is what makes Kira and her kids happy I am happy for them. If they don’t want it don’t make them fake something for TV. Its 2015 for God Sake. You blast the women’s arrest record on TV and then going to fake a proposal  just for ratings. Get over it.  No one cares if she gets married.
Am I to observant or did anyone else notice Abby dribble water when she drank.  Lord have mercy on National TV.  Classless.
A reporter says Abby screamed and cursed at a six year old fan asking for a picture. You want to take your child to her?  You want to continue to watch her? By doing so no matter how much you love the kids you are allowing her bad behavior to continue.
Now we all know Jill is a back stabber who will do anything to get Kendall ahead including running Chloe, the Hylands, and Payton off the show as well as most of the guest kids.  All those videos that are suddenly being leaked on the internet about the Zeigler girls. Twerking, flashing, racism,  Wonder whose leaking those and who is filming them???  I know who I am betting on because 1 + 1 still equals 2.
Good Bye Dance Moms I should of quit when you were on top but you have not seemed to keep your winning streak since the first ever Teen Choice winner left the show.