Dance Moms Click Bait News

Dance Moms Click Bait News

If there is anyone on earth who have not heard of the so called reality show Dance Moms they must live under a rock. Its seems to dominate the media lately.  Not only because of Abby Lee Miller, the star of the show, being charged with Bankruptcy Fraud but because the media for some reason seem to love to incite the fans.

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Is there a war going on between Maddie Zeigler and Chloe Lukasiak? First of all I want to give my opinion on the matter. Neither girl gives a rats tail what is going on with the other.  You know why? Because they are more mature than the majority of the fans.  These two young ladies are busy building their own careers and all this fighting going on about who is better, who likes who, who hates who, is just for the so called fans who are truly not even interested in these young ladies any longer but LOVE bringing attention to themselves by hating on children on Social Media.  So for tabloid type online magazine articles to constantly pop up saying they are at war is nothing but click bait to get you to read that online magazine who is likely getting paid by clicks.  Most of the time they are repeats or copied word for word from other click bait articles with head lines to get you to read them.  Those articles or my blog will not change the outcome of these girls careers or lives.
So when you see these articles do yourself a favor and do not even read them because it will only cause something to click in your brain to take to social media and hate on these girls.

Is Abby Lee Miller Going to Jail?

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I can not tell you how many of these stories I have seen.  They are even on local news that have many households scratching their heads saying “Who”  Believe it or not there are millions of people who have never heard of this show.  For every million that has fanned this group there are another million saying “Who”
Abby has been on every news outlet in the country because, well to be honest, those who have heard of her have given that judge a standing ovation for busting her for something.
But now lets look at the facts.  Abby hid a lot of money from the bankruptcy courts. Was it legal? No, Was it honest? No, but we are talking about the most hated woman on earth , right? Would you expect her to behave as a model citizen? BUT the facts are the facts.  She has gotten by with child abuse for years. She has left marks on children’s mental health for years. No one gave two figs or locked her up for this but when it comes to hiding money from Uncle Sam they will spend millions to investigate her and take her to court.  Why? You know you are going to cut a deal with her if you have not already.   She has no prior record.  Mainly because the parents of the children she has abused would rather have two seconds of their face on a TV show than press charges against her.
Abby Lee Miller will not go to jail because there is no justice in this world.  She will walk with a fine and a slap on the wrist, possibly probation but she will never see the inside of the jail because all that money she hid is now paying for top dollar legal teams.  Face it if one of us were charged we would not walk into that court room with a team of lawyers. We would go with that guy on the corner that advertises on bus stop benches. But the Fandom has allowed Abby to pay for a team of lawyers.  Figure that one out.  Stop celebrating that she is going to jail because she will never see it. After all she is Abby Lee Miller remember.

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Poor Kendall finally made the news. Some shady writer decided to name her as the kid Abby is using to peddle her merchandise.  Is she doing it to raise legal fees? According to the click bait articles she is.  Hello? Did you miss how much money she hid? (Is there more hidden they do not know about? How many trips has she taken out of the country?) Have you just tuned in? She has used the kids since day one to sell her merchandise. After all without these little girls on the show (The REAL stars) no one would still know who the heck Abby Lee Miller is.  So this is yet another Click Bait article out there.  And Poor Kendall just happened to be the one they chose to post about it.  Every single girl on her team ,ever been on her team, or bought an outfit is on the web wearing Abby Lee Apparel. This is nothing new.  Kendall (A Raving Beauty) is the Model of the group in my opinion and its painful to see her get attention in a click bait article.

No matter how much we hate Abby Lee Miller she will not go away. Why? Because she is Abby Lee Miller and because there are people out there who will continue to watch this show so they have something to go online and scream and rant and rave about the show to bring attention to themselves.
No, I do not watch the show any longer and have not watched it since she screamed at mothers to fix their kids ears, eyes, they look like praying mantis, ( Someone please buy this woman a full size mirror) she threw a chair at a child. Yes, that happened I do not care what that judge said. Some thing about that entire case just seems shady to me.  If she can get by with that what on earth makes you think this little money thing will settle anything. She will pay them a whopping fine and it will all go away. She will even pay that team of lawyers to have it removed from her record so the next time, and trust me ,there will be a next time for this woman, she will not have a prior record.

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So Abby will take the stand and swear it was all some one else idea for her to do this. She may even say her deceased mother told her to do this for future protection or retirement. Who knows what lame excuse she will use. But she will not tell the truth because after all she is Abby Lee Miller.   She will throw who ever she has to under the bus so those involved better be banking some legal fees of their own because this is how she operates.  Loyal to one, Herself.   She will claim ignorance of the law. She did not know she could not do this because some now terminated employee said she could. Or her deceased mother who can not defend herself instructed her to do this. After all lifetime made the checks out to her mother right? Well according to the Media that is what happened.  Now let me tell you the truth of how she will get by with that lie.  Her mother’s health care was extremely expensive.  More than you can ever imagine. And Abby was working to pay for that care so it was perfectly natural to have the checks cut to her mother’s account where the nursing home could draw the funds every month from her account to cover her care.  Bingo. Brilliant.  Likely it did cost what she made in a months time to pay for her mother’s care. And  likely her mother had the funds already to cover it. But it is not her mother’s bank account being examined here and her mother is not here to testify differently.

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The email out there “Let’s Make some money and keep me out of Jail” excuse me but that was on Social Media leaked a year ago but put yourself in Abby’s seat. No, she did not send that email it will be claimed with big crocodile tears. One of those hateful moms hacked her email and sent it to set her up.  You know full well she is going to say this(Every single time anything negative hits the social media sites they were all hacked ).  A former Dance mom, A Former employee, anyone but Abby sent that email to make her look guilty. She never sent it.  That will be her sworn testimony anyway.   She lied about throwing a chair when it is on video. Hello Judge idiot who said she did not do that.  What if that child had stepped in front of that chair? Would you have charged her then? Just because it did not hit the child does not mean it could not have. Kids are taught at age three not to throw anything near their friends but a grown ass woman can do it and it is perfectly acceptable to some FAN judge.

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So get over the hype of Abby going to jail. It is not going to happen and she is laughing all the way to the bank over all the attention she is getting. Those millions who never heard of her? They have now and are likely watching the heck out of reruns to catch up on who this woman is.  Sure they likely hate the way she treats kids but for some odd reason they will not stop watching it. This show is like rubber necking at a wreck site.

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Chloe and Maddie are not fighting and could care less what the other is doing.  There are thousands and thousands of stars in this world so why do these two little young ladies bring so much hate from fans.   Oddly I could not understand this until I recently joined a few other facebook groups. And amazingly the exact same people who are spreading hate post about these two are on Dancing With The Stars group doing the exact same type of post.  They hate Bindi or Tamar and no one else is right but them.  No, they could care less about any of these people they are TROLLS. They love to incite fights on social media.  So when you engage with them remember by doing so you only fuel their fire to keep doing it. Block them, ignore them, report them and just make them non existent.
Not one comment by me or others will change these young ladies futures or lives. They will not rule Hollywood because the Trolls say one is better than the other and they are two different people with different goals and drives. They both have different dance abilities and styles. They both have different Personalities and dreams. But for a click bait article to come right out and say “Dance Moms News: Maddie Zeigler a bully just like Abby Lee Miller”  is just cruel.  I am sure it is not something Chloe would approve of being said about one of the cast whether it be how other’s feel or not. Why would you ever print a headline like that? Oh I know to incite the fans. To get the Trolls running their mouths again and attacking Chloe. A head line like this can bring nothing good with it. So just stop clicking on these trash mags posting hate to get attention and let these young ladies live their lives in peace and harmony. Their careers paths will never cross each other. They are traveling different roads and have totally different fan bases.  Your hate will not change it for either girl and why allow others to incite you with garbage calling a child a bully like her teacher.  That one headline right there is the worst thing I have seen ever posted by anyone.  No one deserves to be compared to Abby Lee miller.

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There are plenty of kids who have run in front of the camera for their five minutes of fame on this show.  Haters will not change their lives or that of future kids on this show.  It is simple. They pay public relations firms and agents to put them out there and get work for them. The more work the agents get for them the more money they make. It is nothing new in Hollywood and the way the world works.  So hating one for getting something the others did not get have nothing to do with why the girl got the work. It has to do with which agent has the best connections or works the hardest for their money.  A hungry agent will work a child into the ground to fatten their bank account.  A child star with a big name for doing big things will get more jobs than the ones who are happy with just being on this show.  It has nothing to do with who has more talent, who would be better in the role or who deserves it more. Its all Hollywood politics folks and you will never change that so find a new hobby because hating on kids is a sick hobby to have.

Chloe Lukasiak Is Just A Normal Teen With A Giant Heart

FeaturedChloe Lukasiak Is Just A Normal Teen With A Giant Heart

Recently Chloe Lukasiak has been all the news because she won teen choice first ever choice dancer.  Then a week later won the industry favorite dancer 17 and under. Did she win these because she is the best dancer under 17? No Miss Sophia Lucia she did not. She won them because even though she left the show Dance Moms she remained humble and loyal to her following.  She has dedicated fans who wanted to know what was going on in her life and that she was OK after leaving the show. So she created a you tube channel where she post videos showing dance moves to encourage other young girls to dance, Shared a book of the month to encourage others to read along with her and share comments on the books and in general just showed herself being an ordinary kid living an ordinary life. Because of her popularity on you tube she is enjoying her second journey with Digi tour with kids her own age and just having fun being  a teen.  She is not missing school to do this as many are ranting about. You see that shows the haters are old grouchy people who don’t have  a clue its a Holiday week end and she is not missing School to do this. Hello Granny wake up it’s September already!!!!

Of course as soon as she won the haters say it was all pity votes. You know I have not seen one thing to pity Chloe Lukasiak for. She may have danced the black swan but this girl has blossomed into a beautiful swan before our very eyes. She reminds me so much of a young Jennifer Aniston I cant help but compare the two’s looks. Go ahead say Jennifer isn’t a knock out. The majority of the media will disagree with you.
The fact is Chloe’s dancing has progressed greatly since leaving the ALDC. She is a more polished dancer who is no longer afraid to show her emotions when she dances. You can see the second her mind turns off when she is on the floor and just becomes one with the music and looses herself completely to the dance.  That is not talent you can teach that is talent that is inborn.   And it is not talent every one will be able to see but someone who is trained will see it and that is what matters most when it comes to getting jobs.
Everyone was up in arms lately saying “Chloe said she was giving up dance to pursue other things like acting” No she did not say that. She said she was giving up competition dancing just like most girls her age do because once your a teen there is not that much to do in competition other than spend all day Saturday and Sunday at the event when you want so much to do other things and for what? A plastic trophy that wont matter when you go to audition for a dance job?
Choreographers hiring dancers could care less if you have won every thing you ever entered. Can you dance to what they want you to dance? Can you show the emotion they want to see? You can be a practiced competition dancer and walk into an audition and bore the socks off a choreographer with your dancing because you can not improv. You can not do spur of the moment dancing with learning a routine in ten minutes. You need hours and hours of practice to get it right. Sorry that wont happen in the real world. You have it or you do not have it and if you cant get it all on the stage the first try there are no second tries.  Chloe can do this. She is great at improv and putting her feelings on the floor.
Dance teachers across the country are building up students to believe they are the best dancer in their age group. They will be the star dancer in the future when in fact they are training more back up dancers than will ever be needed. Why because they never allow the student free time to dance what they feel with the music. Just get out on the floor and make up your routine as you go to what this piece of music says to you. They spend hours and hours drumming into their heads that they have to learn this dance step by step, tell them what facial expression to make with each move and when it comes time to just dance they cant do it.
Chloe made the right decision to leave this studio and show. She felt things she was not allowed to show because she was not the chosen star of the show. So she and others had to downplay their talents.  Look second best when they were not if you will.
Did Chloe win these awards because she is a better dancer? Partly. Yes, it was fan based voting and others did not have fans voting for them but that is in part their own fault because of the way they have acted superior and just plain entitled. “Well I am so and so I am expected to win.”  not really.  Your expected to love to dance. Really love it. Not love what your told to love but love what you feel in your heart. It shows on the stage when you have truly lost the drive to want to be the best dancer but continue because it is expected of you.  If you have not learned what you need to know at one studio to break out and be a better dancer then by all means you need to find another studio that can challenge you and bring out the best in you.
When summer break is on and everyone and their brother is giving intense camps do not be dancing every day in your own studio. Get out of there for the summer and take a class at each and every studio you can get to.  Learn to be yourself. Your current studio is not allowing that, you are being who and what they want you to be and Chloe realized this so she went where she could be free to dance what was in her heart and soul . By doing this she actually acquired more fans and more respect.
Lord knows its hard being a teen but Miss Lukasiak has managed to handle it all with dignity, charm and a humbleness you do not see in many her age these days. ( or many adults either for that matter) She does not make short videos of herself slamming herself for loosing something like a fan based contest.   She does not slam other contestants on social media saying the wins they get were handed to them and she would rather earn hers. She has earned them by being the girl you want to invite to your studio to speak to your students about not giving up. About how to carry yourself in a positive light and how to go after the things you truly love instead of being what others say you should be. But Most importantly Miss Lukasiak can teach others how to be true to themselves.
If she were invited on a national TV show to dance she would not have to run to the side of the stage to put on one shoe while the camera is on the other dancers but focused on her back the entire time struggling to put on a tap shoe so she can make her turns.  No she has those turned nailed already regardless of what shoe she is wearing. See there are some things most do not notice but those in the dance industry do not miss.  So when you brag and look Jealous of someone else’s fan base voting for them stop and ask yourself why you do not have the same fan base?

If you put on a positive front for others to admire regardless of what you are going through you have positive results come back to you.  If you are dedicated to showing your fans you are someone that future generations of dancers can look up to then you will increase your fan base. Positive brings positive to you the same as negative will bring negative to you.
I know for a fact had Chloe not won these awards she would have congratulated the winner and not said one negative word on social media or made fun of anyone else because that is the good person her parents raised her to be.
The best thing Chloe learned at ALDC was who she did not want to be. She will never say it but since leaving the show you see the beauty and grace that is only Chloe .  She is holding her head up high and sending loud and clear messages to those who beat her down that she is doing it on her own time in her own way and proving them all wrong.
Week after week you hear Miss Abby Lee Miller ranting about loyalty. Where is her loyalty to her own students. She pits her students against one another and then hand picks who can be whose best friend this season. Its insanity at its best and for the life of me I do not understand any mother being that loyal to a teacher that she comes before the welfare of their own child.   Your loyalty should never be with a studio owner. It should be to the child who wants to be a professional dancer. Its time to move on to someone who can make that happen. To the child who wants to be a professional singer. Hello, have you heard that auto tuned mess they are publishing. Get out and find someone who will tell you the truth. Either your child has the ability or they do not but stop paying this woman a percentage of yours and your child’s earnings if that is what is going on because she could give two figs about your child . She cares about the money and that is all. She cares about the fame your child is bringing her not themselves.
So haters keep on hating but  your putting your hate in the wrong basket. If you want to hate then go after the person who is holding back your favorite on the show not the one out there doing it all on her own without the connections that show has given to the others.  That is the one dancer you should be admiring the most. She is doing it on her own with the right agent and the right support of home, family and true fans.
She goes to normal school and has normal friends. Her friends could care less that she is semi famous they only care that she is a good person and a good friend who does not let fame go to her head. She appreciates the chances she gets and does age appropriate things to keep from soiling her reputation. She goes to events with kids her age not a pack of paid baby sitters who get a prepaid credit card to spend just for taking her to the mall for a few hours. No, Chloe is not the one who should be getting your pity here. She is the one you need to be watching because if your not one day you will wake up and say where did so and so go and how on earth did Chloe reach the top. She is reaching it by sheer determination and talent that is Chloe’s.

And please Chloe fans try to remember what you do is a reflection of her on social media. Keep it classy like Chloe is and stop accusing everyone of every thing under the sun. You have a falling out with some one deal with it in messages not post trying to divide her fans into sides. We are all adults here. I hope.  And Let Chloe keep having a normal life. She does not need to respond or post every single day to her true fans. She can do it once a week if that is all the time she has from her busy life to do it and we will still support her. But going on Social media demanding she post something is a good way to make her not want those fans following her.

Just enjoy what your favorite wants to share with you and do not encourage the press with all these false reports some of them are posting lately. Good lord they lurk in facebook groups and pick up rumors or something a fan says and the next thing you know it is in print as the gospel.  Just take each thing including this blog with a grain of salt for entertainment value. Not the gospel facts because none of us live with these girls or know what is really going on in their personal lives.
Be happy and share your happiness with others. Be negative? Please find a cave to dwell in there is way to much negativity in the world today and young children do not need it attached to them.

Chloe Lukasiak is Unstoppable

FeaturedChloe Lukasiak is Unstoppable

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Chloe Lukasiak left the LIfetime TV show Dance Moms with her head hanging down and crying. Millions of fans around the country cried with her but they never gave up their faith that she was a beautiful dancer full of grace and dignity.

Fans have been voting around the clock for the world to recognize Chloe for what she truly is. A winner.
No matter how much Abby Lee Miller told her that she was not good enough Chloe knew in her soul she was good enough and she set out to prove it.  She did not have to do any risky videos she did beautiful videos with Jess Godwin and Bianca Ryan (winner of America’s got Talent). They saw something in her they knew would portray their music to the level of beauty they saw when they wrote the songs. They were right. She did just that.
Chloe never had to rush out and grab every questionable job that came along because it was not who she was. She is a clean cut wholesome girl next door that the world fell in love with.  She is the role model people want youngsters to look up to today.
Chloe has her own You tube channel  where she post for a variety of things but what impressed me most was her sharing her love of reading and sharing her book of the month on her you tube channel to encourage young people to love reading as much as she does.

Her parents take her on trips around the world to have meet and greets with her fans. They don’t have to do this but they believe in their daughter and want to show her that people all over the world believe in her. So she should never give up believing in herself.
Whether Chloe Lukasiak decides to become a professional dancer, Actor, Lawyer, Doctor or just a mom raising her children the way she was raised she will be very successful. Because Chloe does not know the meaning of quitting and she believes so much in herself she makes others believe it too.
Congratulations Chloe and I hope from one dancer to another we continue to hear great things about your future.

Dance Moms City of Angels????

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Was that meant to be a joke   I know that L.A. is called the city of Angels but to put it behind Dance Moms with the behavior we see on and off of  this show just cant be something that was thought out very well.
I had planned to write this weeks Blog on the horrible behavior in a video one of the girls posted but decided no, you know what, that one deserves a blog all it’s very own.  You will understand why when I write it.
First for this train wreck reunion hasn’t anyone ever told these moms you do not go to reunions? They always turn out badly. Any reunion does but Dance Moms? Come on how many years have you been doing this show and you still show up?
Abby sends text to all the moms DEMANDING they not show up for the taping. All the moms of course ignore her and go because after all this show is about their five minutes of fame and getting their faces into your living room. They just know a talent scout is watching.  Here’s a tip: 1. Melissa never allow anyone to see you in hair and make up ever again.  How old is she anyway?   2. If I have to hear Jill’s chalk board voice at least do not make me look at her with Progresso soup cans in her hair squatting on the floor like a sweat factory worker over a slop pot.  That’s right Progresso, those big cans not those cheap six for five bucks other cans. If you don’t know what a slop pot is your lucky.

I’m sorry I can not get that picture of Melissa with out make up out of my mind.  But can I just say who ever Jeff Collins is using to fix him should use his face on a billboard. Lord, that man looks twenty years younger and thank God he did not go in for the orange spray tan again this year. But he was actually pretty this year. I cant say handsome because I just have a feeling Jeff would prefer pretty.
I don’t know whose voice it is off stage when Abby arrives and waddles onto the set to sit down but he cracked me up. You know he has dealt with her for years.  “Abby’s up to something” Only it came out as “Sheeee’s up to Somthinnnnnnnnnnn” Oh yea he knows her well and knows what a joke she makes of her self. Honestly the 50 year old child is sitting on stage refusing to speak to anyone and holding up home made signs.  What? Who does that who are in their right mind?  No one. Oh except Abby, read back I did say in their right mind. But don’t worry it did not last long she cant keep her mouth shut for long and soon she is screeching and flipping the middle finger at the moms.  Really? The middle finger Abby? If this someone you would honestly drive in L.A. Traffic to take your child to? Why? Oh Abby’s a star maker.  Is she? Or was her mother? Or a silly reality show giving the girls exposure.  Name the stars she made. I don’t mean cruise ship or theme park workers I mean real honest to God Hollywood stars. Name them. Can you? Maybe someone danced on Broadway but were they her student or her mother’s? And please you could be a huge star on Broadway for one production and never work again.  Name one star on Broadway in a production that has a long running career.
But enough on that subject. Oh except to say Abby made the La dee da face to Melissa, her partner in crime when Jeff was introducing himself.

Jeff asked Abby about Nationals and she holds up a sign saying Fixed.  Hello Frank? Do you have a good attorney? Want the number to a few? I would sue them so fast their weaves would braid on their own.
She wont talk so Jeff ask the mothers and her comes Chalk board Jill squalling its faked because our girls lost. Has she not been on this show?  Jill one word for you. INVITATIONALS.  Stop yelling faked when the whole last four seasons were faked.  Only when the NEW producers of the show laid down the law and said no more faking things they want the real results to show because the fans found it all on line and called them out on them faking wins did we start to see the real results.   And to sit on National TV calling someone out as faking anything with your five dollar hair and make up caked on is just to laughable.
I think if there is a season six they need to send this entire cast to some classes first. The mothers need to learn some professionalism.  Notice I did not say Abby. She just needs to go.  Put a big bow bow on her head and let her go go.
The girls all need to go to etiquette classes and learn some manners and how to conduct themselves for heaven sake. I tried hard to watch the slumber party but them yelling over top each other like their mothers and talking with candy in their mouths did me in very rapidly.   Maybe Abby could go to that too just don’t put her back on the show.

Can I just say I love that new back bone Jeff Collins bought at Wal Mart.  He gets on Abby for calling Franks competition faked and says “Isn’t he your friend? Don’t you like him?” And Abby denies it so good old Jeff brings out a clip of her telling Frank how much they love his competitions. Of course this is before he dared to not rig it so her girls win.  Don’t cry Abby he didn’t hit you it was only words.Not nearly as harsh as the words you hit the girls with. Or fans for that matter.

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Then Jeff turns to the camera man and says “Have we attended Franks competitions before?” And again this guy off stage says “Yes, Abby asked for us to go” Slappidity slap slap.  Will never say a bad word about Wal Mart again because Jeff’s new backbone is the star of the show tonight. Why else after all these seasons are they catching her in her lies? Yay Wally World!!!

Then of course the moms all have to scream and yell at each other like they hate each others guts while the whole time they are saying “Did I say what they wanted me to say?” Jill screeching the competition was faked because they did not win. Does she know how arrogant and petty she sounds.  Not that there were better trained dancers there but that Frank runs a crooked competition. You sure you don’t need the number to some lawyers Frank? I’ll hook you up.  Did you sign a waiver for two weeks in a row to be trashed on National TV?  Silly man if you did.
You could hear a pin drop when Jeanette Cota walked out on that stage. Good lord you would think we were watching a run way model enter. She carries herself with such dignity and class the others on the stage slouched a tiny bit more.(This is the way a dance teacher should carry herself, nuff said)  Jeanette asked one question that makes the most sense of anything I have EVER seen on this show.  “How do you think it makes the other girls who won feel hearing you say its faked because they won?”  Um Jeanette have you met these women?  They could care less how anyone feels if Its not putting money in their bank accounts. By the way just to be clear I completely agree with the judges results. Ava was beautiful and so was her costume and while of course Camp Abby had something to say about the costume all I can say is three Sia videos just shut up about any costume ever worn by any kid.
Jeanette’s team danced as a well practiced group in sync with each other passing off a prop every single step.  Maddie and her back up dancers always look like at least two kids are doing a totally different dance and take a hint by ratings people are sick of seeing Maddie Maddie Maddie front and center all the time. You have Kalani there who is a thousand times better dancer and more graceful not to mention taller and bigger than the other girls USE HER. Front and Center. Except when you decide to have her on stage doing the longest walk across a row of chairs ever on TV in the history of TV.

This just shows the horrible, terrible lack of sportsmanship on this show and what the kids learn on this show.  You loose its fake. You win its real. Hello? How many moms did we just see screaming their kids have not had a class in a year because they have been traveling so much? Oh sure skip training for a year and expect to win nationals that are not fixed.   Not every competition will create an extra award for you to win (Fourth? Really?)   Then Abby’s rude self going to ask why this was a huge win for Ava? Because she beat Maddie?  Let’s see Kenzie beat Maddie and yes, that was huge for her and I loved it at the time. Chloe certainly beat Maddie and got suspended from nationals for something her mother did to make sure she did not win again. Now either editing is terrible on this show or they wanted us to figure this out. Recently Leslie’s daughter is on video saying she sees Melissa’s girls the most because her mother and Melissa are best friends. Excuse me wasn’t it Leslie who threw the drink of Christi resulting in Chloe not dancing against her at Nationals? I smell a fix right there.Oh but other people fix things like this not Abby. Yea right. Sell it to someone else. Not buying.

Sorry to back track here but I hope that is the last time we ever have to hear Jill screech about Kendall not having a stretching class.  Honestly Jill are you really arguing about that on national TV? Do you pay someone to teach her how to brush her teeth?  Maybe you should have her stretching at home instead of posing and posting pictures on the internet.
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Holly has her usual screaming match calling Jill a liar and tries to storm off but Brain Stinson stops her and even though I never liked him lurking in facebook groups using fans comments to add to the non scripted show yet they say word for word what the fans complain about . I have to give him props for being able to talk to Holly as one professional to another with respect and dignity to calm her down and get her seated again.
What would a show be without Kira and Jess screaming at each other but have to give props to Jess. She has become my new fave mom on the show. she is always the voice of reason now on this show and the girl is funny to boot. Although I have to admit during the taping of this show Jess looked like she was strapped into an electric chair the entire time just waiting for them to flip the switch. Why do I get the feeling she would rather be anywhere but there? Yet she keeps coming back.
Then we get to see Nia’s new video and when she sings she’s a pretty young thing Abby turns to Melissa and makes a face like a six year old seeing her first nude man photo.  Disgusting woman is all she is. But then again she can’t be but so disgusting to Holly because once again rumor is that IF they are stupid enough to torture us with another season ( I wont be watching) Holly and Nia will be there with bells on. Can’t be to bad.  Stay and see if it gets any better. Wanna lay bets?

Rumors were flying that Lifetime was giving the Zeigler’s their own show. Well we all know they have employees in fan groups reading and reporting. Heck Brain Stinson uses his own name.  Maybe they decided against it when the majority were saying they would not watch. Then Abby was supposed to be going to TLC for a new show.  Isn’t TLC where LIfetime sends all their cast offs?   Well no surprise there that didn’t go over well with the fans.  So are they coming back to season six? Don’t know, don’t care. Will not force myself to sit through another season of this show.  I Have supported ALL the girls with buying multiple copies of their music when it came out and tweeting to others in the biz asking them to notice them but as of now I officially with draw all support for anyone on this show.  Sorry but I feel strongly this show makes a mockery of the dance world and if you want another real housewives show rename it and leave the kids out of it.
Name the new show the fighting moms of PA because I don’t see housewife in any of them.
1 2 plastics Melissa: My kids are the best and your just a shadow. Jill: Kissy Kissy I cant think of any shadow I oh I mean my child would rather be until I can stab you in the back and get rid of you too.

For a few side notes to this to long blog.  I did not watch the entire reunion show. I Tried four times. I just could not watch anymore.  I did see the proposal and that’s great if its real but a lifetime employee says it was staged. If this is what makes Kira and her kids happy I am happy for them. If they don’t want it don’t make them fake something for TV. Its 2015 for God Sake. You blast the women’s arrest record on TV and then going to fake a proposal  just for ratings. Get over it.  No one cares if she gets married.
Am I to observant or did anyone else notice Abby dribble water when she drank.  Lord have mercy on National TV.  Classless.
A reporter says Abby screamed and cursed at a six year old fan asking for a picture. You want to take your child to her?  You want to continue to watch her? By doing so no matter how much you love the kids you are allowing her bad behavior to continue.
Now we all know Jill is a back stabber who will do anything to get Kendall ahead including running Chloe, the Hylands, and Payton off the show as well as most of the guest kids.  All those videos that are suddenly being leaked on the internet about the Zeigler girls. Twerking, flashing, racism,  Wonder whose leaking those and who is filming them???  I know who I am betting on because 1 + 1 still equals 2.
Good Bye Dance Moms I should of quit when you were on top but you have not seemed to keep your winning streak since the first ever Teen Choice winner left the show.

First Ever Teen Choice Dancer * Chloe Lukasiak.*

FeaturedFirst Ever Teen Choice Dancer * Chloe Lukasiak.*

Can I just say how terribly proud I am of Miss Chloe Lukasiak for winning the first ever Teen Choice Award for Choice Dancer.   I would if I could find he words to describe the joy I feel for her.  And as the trolls are wallowing around yelling we are celebrating because she beat Maddie, No; We are celebrating because a Fan Choice actually won the award.  We are celebrating because as Much as the Maddie fans don’t want to admit it Chloe is a beautiful dancer. That doesn’t take anything away from Maddie. It is just saying there are more than one kind of dancer in this world. I love Love love Sophia Lucia and could watch her dance all day long but Sophia is still a different kind of dancer from both Maddie and Chloe. Does that make her less of a dancer? No, It makes her an excellent different kind of dancer. Maddie is an excellent Different kind of dancer, Nia is an excellent different kind of dancer. Chloe’s style of dancing just happened to be a fan favorite for this award.

But the difference with Chloe is her own so called teacher Abby Lee Miller could not see her talent. She could not look at this girl on the stage and see her heart exposed for the world to see. Abby goes more for Shock value dancing than beauty.  Chloe radiates pure beauty in Motion on the stage. She does not need a gimmick one facial expression because her face and body show all the emotions raging through her as she dances.  She does not need shock value because she takes your breath away when she dances with pure graceful moves and beauty.  While Abby was busy tearing her down, her loving supportive parents were busy saying don’t believe the value others put on you create your own value. She has some great parents I Am telling you now. So supportive and protective of their girls.
Immediately the backlash of her winning started. Maddie deserved it because she is famous for Sia videos. Chloe has danced in Several American artist videos and she deserves it too.
Truthfully and I have to be completely honest here. I did not expect either girl to win over the adults in the category but then again it was Teen Choice.
People are saying Chloe had the pity vote. Get over your sore loser self. Who pities a girl who at the tender age of fourteen stands up against bullying and says no one defies who I am or what I can do. I will show the world I am not who they say I am.  Chloe set an example for all kids world wide who are being bullied or torn down not to believe what others say about you. Believe in who you know you are and what you can do and work your hardest to prove you can do it.  Abby Lee Miller screamed Chloe was washed up. Not only was she not washed up she now has her surf board to help make sure she never is. (get it? Washed up on the shore) Ok never mind I went off track there a minute.
They are saying she got the grandma’s of the worlds votes.  Again forget you. Thats right Dan thats cool,  Grandma’s don’t have the time it takes to be a fan of this magnitude. They are cruising and going to FLorida all winter setting new dinner times called Snow bird hours.I mean really 3:00 pm dinner times are so popular in Florida the food is stale if you go at 7:00.

OK the award is great and all but I would hand them that surf board back for one minute hug by Jason Durelo.  Really?  Girl is the luckiest winner there last night and the big smile he gave her with her last sentence just melted my heart even more in love with him.

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I dont even think Chloe realizes how lucky she was at that moment because the entire world had just sat in their living rooms going Ahhhhh when this happened.

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Yes, that is right Chloe is Dating teen heart throb Ricky Garcia so my heart throb Jason  is safe around her.  This is the cutest moment on the entire award show making her even that much more loveable to the world. Chloe shows girls every where you can have a normal teen life and go to school, have a boyfriend and still live your dreams at the same time if your willing to put in the work.  Now as a follower of her since she was young I am not a fan of this boy sucking her breath away before she has to go on stage but she handled it like a pro. I am watching you Ricky. Treat her like a lady.
This girl walked across that stage and up and down steps like a pro model in those heels. Did you see those things? Firefighters could use them instead of ladders so they were so high. the entire time she was approaching the stage I held my breath (She does that a lot to me when she is near a stage) Please don’t trip , please don’t trip.  Shoot our girl walked that stage like she owned it and never blinked. Neither ankle ever wobbled and she owned that stage.
She was so graceful in thanking all her dance teachers and fans and then her last sentence should have gotten her a standing ovation.  Slap Slap Abby Lee did you feel that sting?  You said she could not do it. You said she was not good enough. You said she was washed up. You made fun of her looks. (Lord have mercy this girl is super beautiful)  Maybe you were wrong Abby. How sad is it the rest of the world could see the beauty in the student you threw away, Bullied and degraded on National TV, Meet and greets and every chance you got. Why? What were you afraid of to allow this girl to succeed?  your loss and thank you because I don’t believe she would have the same support if she were still in our clutches.

Chloe Lukasiak will go down in History as the first ever Teen Choice Choice dancer. No amount of bashing from anyone can ever take that away from her but this is just a baby step in her career. I know we will see so much more of this girl because she does not know the meaning of quitting. She is a survivor and she is an excellent role model to all young girls world wide.

She might not have won Candies Stylecon but she has more style in her little finger than those who bash a young girl. Is Chloe the best dancer out there of her age group? She is to her fans and that is all that matters. Is she likeable and can girls relate to her struggles. Most certainly she is. That is where Chloe beats out the others.She does not have an arrogant bone in her body. She does not expect to always be the winner or think she should be. She will admit someone danced better than her and won that time and she will just have to do better next time.  She has her head on her shoulders very soundly and When she tells you to stand up for yourself and not let bullies define who you are you can believe her. She is not a mean girl acting. She is a real girl telling you from her heart that you matter and you are worth the world to someone so never give up. Because Chloe sure wont.

Season Five Ends With Disgust

FeaturedSeason Five Ends With Disgust

You take your child to dance class hoping she learns how to act like a lady in society and how to carry herself with confidence.  Then you let her sit at home and watch Abby Lee Miller barking at an announcer on stage. Save you money and don’t expose her to dance if your going to allow her to watch this woman on TV.
Who in their right mind sits in an audience barking at the announcer that his tux is all he has going on for him? Who yells that the whole thing is a joke? Abby does.  Why because her kids did not win.
You don’t win when you put the same routines on stage to different music week after week. The judges are tired of it by now and so are the viewers.
One thing a child will never learn under the tutoring of Abby Lee Miller is how to act like a lady. She yelled at a mother on the opposing team that her kids learn how to stand taller and speak clearer. Well from her they learn how to yell over top everyone else to be heard which is evident in all the clips they show of the slumber party silliness.  Not one of them know how to wait their turn to speak. They have learned that the loudest one gets noticed.  From their teacher no doubt. Then again the moms behave the same way those kids do on those clips.  Yell over top each other and be the one who gets noticed for being the rudest.

First I want to say that you could have knocked me over with a feather to see Nia on top of the pyramid and I have a feeling production had something to do with that because I am sure Abby would never willingly give up that spot to anyone other than her favorite.  Deserving it or not she is always up there.
My second shock of the night came when all the moms were speaking up for Nia to have a solo at nationals because she earned it. Then I realized they all figured she would never beat Maddie so put her in there instead of Kalani. But Nia and Maddie ended up being in different age groups. Come on did anyone ever think that choreography Nia was given was Nationals material. No, and neither did Abby but she put her out there to do it in what ever God awful old shirt of hers she could dig up to throw on the child and call it a costume.  Maddie had a beautiful costume of course.
Well Ava Cota won first place.  The trolls are tearing the child apart because she beat Maddie. First of all I was not a fan of Maddie’s dance. I feel like I had seen it several times before. Many times before.  Ava did a good job with her dance but I felt she did not make her extensions as well as she could have but all in all her dance and Choreography was better.  She deserved the win.
Next the trolls want to rip on Ava’s costume. HELLO how many videos has Maddie done for Sia now in a nude leotard. Just shut up already about it. I realize they learned double standards at Abby’s knee but give it a break already with the times we have seen her students appearing in less than modest costumes on stage don’t ever comment on another child’s.  Besides she was supposed to be a mermaid. Did you really expect the child to dance in a mermaid tale?

Abby tells these children to imagine someone they love being rushed to the Emergency Room after they have been in a bad accident to get in the role for their group dance the waiting room.  Who is really upset that thing did not win first place?  First of all again Abby Spend some money on costumes. You have Nia who is supposed to be waiting in the waiting room as a family member of a patient in scrubs with blood on the front of them.  You have Kalani dressed as an old woman trying to walk a row of chairs that looks like a horrible balancing act in the town circus put on by the school kids. She was teetering all over the place and that walk seemed like it took forever. The girls are all over the place and I saw more running than dancing.
Then BDA comes out and Jeanette Cota has choreographed a nice routine where all her dancers are doing the same dance in sync. That alone beat ALDC but the dance had a good flow to it and the girls were passing off a moving target without missing a step. Remember the tying of the hat that could not be done? along with several other prop failures on ALDC dances. BDA pulled off the prop with out a hitch. ALDC jumped on and around the prop with no real meaning to the theme of the dance. Melissa stated that the person behind her was weeping.  Likely weeping because they just sat through that mess. Hire a choreographer that can work with LA standards Abby or go back to Pittsburgh.

The things that stood out the most to me in tonight’s show other than Abby Lee Miller is the rudest person on the surface of the earth was Jeanette not being able to let go of the darn team jacket. Make your own team Jackets and I am sure you can out bling the ALDC on theirs for Pete sake and get over the jacket. Yes it was done wrong, yes, Abby made your child look bad in front of her friends not to mention the entire viewing audience but that is what you signed up for. Buy her a jacket and move on already Ava deserves better than to be used to get even.
Second I noticed that if Jeanette does replace Cathy on the show it will be another Maddie/Abby show. Ava gets all the solos.  Maybe people would know the names of the other girls on the show if we actually got to know them. I don’t think I have even heard their names mentioned.  Stop favoring your own child over the others.
Then we have Melissa spouting off that Maddie is the most famous 12 year old in the WORLD right now. Well if you do a search Maddie is number two and Heather O’Rourke is number one so I guess you guys didn’t get all your robot votes in on time for that one.
Melissa is also the one in the audience calling for the girls to walk off stage. OK I am not going to even get into the fact that you cant buy class and its evident in so many ways that Melissa is not well schooled in proper ways to act in society but come on who teaches children to walk off a stage during a competition because they lost.  Bad sports do.  That was disgusting.  Saying the competition is a joke only made you look that much more of a joke yourself. Oh my kid lost so it’s all a joke because no one can beat my kid. Didn’t your other daughter (remember her? She’s the cute kid) actually beat your main daughter?

Of course we had the run of Jill mouth tonight that I cant tell you one thing she said because she has become that insignificant to me.  But I did notice when Maddie was allegedly crying in Abby’s arms over the death of Mrs. Miller memories Kendall was photo bombing the heck out of them by sitting off of Abby’s shoulder laughing.  Great manners you taught your girl there Jill. And bad editing on Lifetimes part that they did not catch that one.
Holly stood up for Nia again this week as she does every week but more and more I am noticing Holly has lost a lot of respect from the fans. You keep resigning to put her through this so your rewards must be worth it. Find something else to complain about because you sold out to do this.

The one last note I want to leave you to think about is this.   How many seasons did we watch the ALDC go to competitions and win one behind the other?  All of them?  This season they cant seem to be first in anything except missing that Tall Blonde who apparently was more valuable to this team than any of them want to admit. That must be why they are lying so much on her.  Yea, to late. The fans already noticed that your not winning with out the stand out dancer you ran off.  Oh and Lets clear up something else as well.  Kendall bragging on she got the lead in the gypsies dance.  Honey, the lead does not dance in the back. Maddie was out in front the entire dance. Even when Nia supposedly had the lead, Maddie was dancing lead. So stop fooling yourself and realize no one will dance lead at ALDC but a Zeigler. Unless they get in debt again and your parents are the ones who bails them out.

Dan That’s Not So Cool

I have intentionally not written a funny blog and left that to my ex idol Dan.  But something happened to Dan recently. I don’t know maybe it was his time of the month but he decided it was time to rip into a fan base of a 14 year old girl.  Dan Claims that this fan base rips into the 12 year old star of dance moms show. But he neglects to mention the horrible onslaught of tirades that 12 year olds trolls throw at the 14 year old. Oh I know Mr. Dan two wrongs don’t make  a right and yadda yadda yadda but what he also neglected to mention was that same troll fan base rips apart a five year old child. The sister of the 14 year old.

First of all the Fans who support Chloe known as the circle isn’t secret Mr. Dan. Its right out there for all to see and I like the members of it and no, I am not a member of the circle but I follow it the same as you apparently. You know why? They bring attention to the hate from the other side (who by the way might be family of the other side, Well we know for a fact one member of the other sides family is on Facebook slamming the family of a fourteen year old) She actually uses her own name on one of her many accounts.
So why is it that because Chloe Lukasiak’s fans are tweeting for her to win a contest it is grinding your silly little nerves all of a sudden?  How many tweets did we all see about “Maddies” Video Chandelier that Sia just happened to get to be in? How many hate post did we see about “Maddies” Song that Jess Godwin just happened to get to sing and Chloe danced in a video to?  I know,I know two wrongs don’t make a right. But I guess that depends on how  sick and tired you get of seeing one camp doing all wrong and one camp trying to remain respectful to their fan fave.
Could it be that members of this group opened everyone’s eyes to how fake the show is. Oh look here is the link to real competition results that on TV show one girl always winning first place when in fact, ummm, nope.  3rd, 2nd, 3rd, more than first.  Oh she beat the other one. No not according to the real results.  Then when the fans start seeing the real results of these little lies something new happens. They stage these events. Its an invitational. (or rumor is they ae no longer welcome to certain events ) That’s right, You come bring your studio kids and we will put you on TV. Half a second blip here or there.  And no, I have had no dealings with this show because I feel it makes the real dance world look bad. They are going to tell you what dances you can dance and what costumes you can wear and you will be herded into a holding room and wait shoulder to shoulder.  But you get a half second blip on TV. Oh and guess what regardless of who dances best your studio will not win. Nope, that’s the point of it being an invitational. Its for filming the show and making it look like the star always wins.  Come on Dan, and the world; there are thousands if not tens of thousands of better dancers out there who are younger or the same age as their star on the show. Hype in filming doesn’t make it true.
Dan don’t hate the fans for exposing the lies on this show.  Be happy that it is being shown.
As for anyone hating on a child, I don’t think it is the child its the stupidity that is being sold off that child’s back.  The whole world can tune into You Tube and see eight year old better dancers but this show wants to make people believe this is the best dancer in the world. Its not helping kids to want to be better dancers just better social climbers with connections.  It is hatred of the people in control of the  wide eyed little girl who only wanted to dance and could not imagine her life doing anything but dance being ripped from dance lessons to do anything and everything else to make a dollar.  The beautiful little girl is now a shell of herself and looks like she never eats a meal. It is hatred of seeing photos of her never smiling and looking like she hates the camera. It is the child whose own fan base says her braces were removed because they did not look good in pictures and she needs to keep making money.  Good Lord let her have her awkward teen years like everyone else.
Its not hatred of the child. Its hatred of the adults who are destroying the child so they can have fame off her back.
Now lets get to how you can say a grandma puts more pictures of her fave dancer online than they do their own grandchild.
HEY DAN YOU JERK! That grandchild was in intensive care fighting for its life. Do you want to see a picture of that? Why? You owe that grandma an apology immediately young man. Old man, what ever you are show the world your mom raised you right. You owe her an apology. She has every right to post and BEG the world, friends, strangers anyone to please pray for that baby if it gives her peace of mind. Every right and you should be ashamed of yourself. I know I am ashamed of you and I am not a grandma or even a mother. But I am ashamed of you. That was just hurtful Dan. Completely hurtful.
And as far as anyone else not posting pictures of their kids or grandkids HELLO do you see the crap they post about Clara?  Who wants to give these animals reason to rip their kids apart. And FYI these trolls have been known to steal pictures and post them saying really nasty things about peoples kids and grandkids. Heck no.  OMG How many horrible post have been put up about Zeigler teeth? I guess no one realizes Julia Roberts or Miley Cyrus are huge stars,  Yea ok lets everyone rush out and post pictures for the world to tear apart. Not happening buddy.

I realize that the dance moms show is dry and boring lately and there isn’t much to write about to make a funny blog but why on earth rip into an innocent Fourteen year old. Because your blog did just that Dan. You drew a line in the sand and stood on the other side this time. You used your popular blog to tear down Chloe whether you meant to or not. That is exactly how it came across. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt and think you were trying to be funny but every time I reread it the same hurt for Chloe and that Grandmother hit me.  Every time. It was not funny. At all.  Was it because you did not want to write about your mom crush for lying on TV about Chloe?  Let’s see, how many kids can go ask to change the line up of when they will dance at a competition? NONE. EVER. Never.  It wont happen.  The studio owner or teacher can request it. A kid can not. It was scripted for the show Dan. Never happened. Chloe could not make that request and neither could her mother. Not in a real competition anyway.  Not even on the show because they have an order they have to follow.  So that crap said on the special was just more fake lies spewing on this show. And to say more would be trashing a kid so will reserve it for a later blog on that dancer. Oh you know its coming. But your mom crush is not the end all of Dance Moms.
And why is it this show suddenly can not keep Chloe’s name out of their mouths? Is it part of fulfilling the end of a contract? OK Chloe doesn’t have to be on the show but we get to say her name a few times each episode to fulfill the contract.  These kids are not friends, NONE OF THEM. They all excluded Nia for five seasons. She starts to find her own fame and suddenly she can stand behind them in pictures and be invited to their homes for sleep overs. Why?  Anyone want to guess? Connections. What is it Abby says? Keep you enemies closer and she is teaching Kendall that Nia needs to be kept closer.  Stupid.

Ok now Dan lets see if I have this right. You never trashed any dancer on your blog but all of a sudden you decide its time to take pot shots at Chloe through her fans. Why?
You could not find filler for your blog so you decide to slam grandmas asking for prayers for a baby in intensive care.  Not all fans are grandma’s either. Some are and have the right to not post pictures of their babies. They are not on TV so why would they post pics of them. Who is interested? Only the trolls who want to tear down the person posting the pic. Besides that a grandparent should have the permission of the parent to post a picture of their child. Ever think of that? When I have a child I don’t want my parents blasting it on social media because to do so allows anyone access to my photos of my child. Have you seen the porn cartoons made from certain kids on this show posting online? Oh heck no. Just type in the kids name and porn and report report report. Its all out there for the world to see in black and white some perverts fantasy.
You also owe Miss Lukasiak an apology for attacking her fans. Maybe you think I am wrong but I guess its how I was raised.  I am sure you will have plenty to say about how poorly my blog is written too. I am not a writer like you are but I know right from wrong and you sir were dead wrong. And Dan I don’t know if I will ever read another one of your blogs but I will start writing mine differently now.